If you can't guess my name, go figure. I'm a grad student, 24, living in Kansas. I've been reading Jalopnik since 2008 or so, and racing is in my blood. Lee Petty and Junior Johnson ran some of my father's family's moonshine. Ned Jarrett's wife taught my mother's Sunday school. I love it all, Formula 1, NASCAR, Stadium Supertrucks, NHRA, amateur rallying. I used to drive the car pictured above, but I recently replaced it with a 2013 Mazda2, which looks exactly like this car, but is not this car:

We're so happy together. Someday I hope to have a car with triple-digit whp again. In the meantime, I don't have to brake for the twisties!